TLV Abridged: Scene 10 - Another Amulet - Part 2

By this point, the scene could reasonably be called "Bait".

*is asleep*

*is asleep*

Tony: Come on, we need a narrative structure change.

Tony: Besides, my character really wanst his new best friend back.

Rudolph: I sense a slight disturbance in the force. There is someone wandering around our cavern.

Caretaker: All this is really interesting, but I'm not quite sure what the point is.

*is a winch*

Caretaker: Is this supposed to be where the vampires live? Where are their coffins? And how come I don't know about any of this?

Caretaker: I mean, this is a really elaborate setup here: statue pillars of naked women, staircases all over, a fountain...

Rookery: Shut up. You'll scare off the vampires.

Gregory: I also sense a disturbance.

Gregory: Narrative structure needs me!

Caretaker: ...and all these tunnels here? Where do they all lead? Why do vampires need all this?

Caretaker: How many are there?

Caretaker: What if they come down that way?

Caretaker: Or from here?

Caretaker: *is completely oblivious to Gregory behind him*

Gregory: Cousin John was right. They do smell better up close.

Caretaker: H-h-hello? An-anyone there?
Gregory: (to himself) Dammit. He heard me.

Caretaker: Who's there?

Caretaker: Oh. Seems safe enough.
*You bloomin idiot!*

Gregory: Alright, enough of this! I want to try!

*is having an orgasm*

Rookery: Oh, bloody hell. I jizzed in my pants again.

Caretaker: Whoa-aaaaaaaaah! I did not sign up for this!

Rudolph: Uhh?

Gregory: Tasty son of a bitch, where are you going?

Gregory: Get back here! You're mine now!

Caretaker: Stop the ride! I wanna get off!

Gregory: Mine!

Rookery: Oooh, this sounds promising.

Rudolph: Gregory, have you lost your mind? You know Rookery would do anything to try to kill us!

Gregory: Rudolph, let go! I want it!

Rudolph: (really fast and pretending to blubber) Gregory if you leave me I will never forgive you and I'll never forgive myself because I could've done something about it and I failed because I let you die!

Rudolph: And you said that trick would never work.
Gregory: Shut up, Rudy.

*moaning like a zombie*

Rookery: Well, you wanted to stop the ride. Now, let's see what we have here.

Rookery: Oh, my. That's the best bite mark I've seen in ages!