TLV Abridged: Scene 5 - Flying - Part 1

Rudolph: Hey, this is kind of fun.

Tony: I'm getting a little tired.

Rudolph: *is making a mental note regarding a friendship with a mortal*

Tony: Okay, so how do we get off this thing?

Rudolph: I'll fly you as far away from here as you want to go.

Tony: Wow, I just wanna go home.

Rudolph: Then wherever that is, I'll take you there.

Rudolph: C'mon.

Tony: Are you sure?
Rudolph: Yes.
Tony: Well, okay...

Tony: Hey, this isn't so bad.
Rudolph: You see?

Tony: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Rudolph: Having fun?

Tony: This is awesome.

Tony: I wanna be a vampire, too.

Rudolph: *actually kind of likes the idea*

Tony: Hey, that's that castle my parents went to a party to.
Rudolph: A little small, but not terribly shabby.

Tony: You spend time critiquing castle structure?
Rudolph: It actually used to be a sign of station. I'm not sure if that's true anymore, but back in my time, I wouldn't think terribly highly of whoever lived here.
Tony: Wow.

Bob: ...so I says to the guy, that's not a tomcat. That's my brother!

Bob: *as phone rings* Oh, excuse me. I hope that actually isn't my brother.
Dottie: Maybe a little much.

Bob: Oh, this isn't good. *answers* Yeah?

Lorna: *unintelligible nonsense*

Bob: I'm new at this. Could you repeat all that?

Lorna: *begins repeating unintelligible nonsense*

Lorna: *takes a deep breath* It's...it's Tony.

Lorna: TONY'S GONE! *begins stuttering again*

Bob: I need to understand you correctly.

Bob: Did you just say Tony disappeared?

Lorna: Tha sin ceart.*

Tony: I can see my house from here!
Rudolph: The moon is beautiful. I really need to get out more.

Tony: Wow, look at all this!

Tony: There's the golf course my dad's working on.
Rudolph: Oh, you don't say.

Rudolph: I take it we're close?
Tony: Yeah.

Tony: So what's the deal with you and your family? What're you looking for, and when do you need it by?

Rudolph: We want to become humans.

Rudolph: You see, we're always being chased by vampire hunters.

Rudolph: That's why we feed on cows. No one comes after us if no humans in the village die or turn into vampires.

Rudolph: We have this time crunch because in a few days we have our chance to regain our mortality.

Rudolph: You can keep a secret, right?
Tony: (O.S.) It's not like anybody believes me, anyway.

Rudolph: Alright, good. Get ready to dive.

Tony: Yee-haw!
Rudolph: Can I use that later?
Tony: Yeah, sure.

Tony: Wow, I wanna fly over McAshtonland every night.
Rudolph: Tony, I really don't think that kind of arrangement will work.

Tony: Hey, is that Dun Broch down there?
Rudolph: Actually it used to be my cousin's place.

Tony: You've got a cousin? Is he a plot device, too?
Rudolph: Shut up. I'm trying to see who's driving that car over there.

Tony: What's it look like?

Rudolph: Green minivan, a driver and a passenger, driver's pissed off, passenger is trying to calm driver down and...complaining about how driver never puts out effort for the good of their son.

Tony: (actual dialogue) Oh, no! My parents! I'm in a lot of trouble, my dad's gonna kill me.

Tony: You wanna get to my house? Follow that car!

Rudolph: Understood. And don't worry. I've got a plan to make sure nothing happens to you.
Tony: I'm all ears.

* Tha sin ceart is the Scots Gaelic term for 'that's right' (the closest I could find to a proper 'yes' in this instance) and is pronounced 'Haw shin cearsht'.