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Monday, April 28, 2014

TLV Abridged: Scene 18 - The Ceremony - Part 2




Tony: Really? REALLY?


Frederick: Come at me, bitch!


Rookery: *kung fu yell*


Guy: I surrender.
Chick: What a curiosity.


Gregory: AAAAAAHHHH! Holy Christ.
Rudolph: Sweet Jesus, I thought it was over.


Rookery: Hah! Got it.


*sudden symbolic color change*
Stone of Attamon: Oh, just kill me now.


Tony: You monster!


Rookery: Back! All of you!


Bob: What is this guy's deal?


Tony: Dad, I'm not so sure you should...


Bob: Hey you.


Bob: Yiah! *throws punch*


Bob: Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Dottie: Honey?
Rookery: Uh...


Rookery: Who're you?


Dottie: I'm the mother.


Dottie: Now take some of this.


Stone of Attamon: Oh, God. Get me out of this movie.


Tony: I got this, I got this. Eye on the ball. Or...amulet thingy.


Tony: Got it.


Bob: How bout you go straight to Hell, buddy!



Gregory: Uh...this doesn't look good.
Rudolph: Plot device has a point.


Gregory: You did not--My career as a plot device is over!
Rudolph: No time! Tony has to make the wish!


Tony: Me? How do you even know I can?


Bob: We have to get out of here!
Dottie: That's our son out there!


Gregory: Tony? That little human kid?
Rudolph: We have to hurry! The blimp's floating away.


*is floating away, confirming Rudolph's status as Mr. Exposition*


Tony: Okay, here goes.



Dottie: My kid is doing magic.
Bob: Vampires exist.




Dottie: I need sleep.
Bob: I need a drink.


Frederick: See you on the other side.


Freda: Not if I see you first, dear.





Rudolph: Don't forget, because you know I will.


*this would legitly make an epic wallpaper*


*lunar halo for the win*



Tony: It's over? That's it?


Tony: No! No!


Tony: ...no...


Tony: *sigh*


Tony: This is all that's left.
Dottie: Hon?


Dottie: *deep breath*
Bob: So, vampires and magic.


Dottie: Let's...let's go home.
Bob: ...yeah...go home.


Dottie: Please. For Tony's sake.



*weaksauce attempt at a whistle*

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