Tony: Really? REALLY?
Frederick: Come at me, bitch!
Rookery: *kung fu yell*
Guy: I surrender.
Chick: What a curiosity.
Gregory: AAAAAAHHHH! Holy Christ.
Rudolph: Sweet Jesus, I thought it was over.
Rookery: Hah! Got it.
*sudden symbolic color change*
Stone of Attamon: Oh, just kill me now.
Tony: You monster!
Rookery: Back! All of you!
Bob: What is this guy's deal?
Tony: Dad, I'm not so sure you should...
Bob: Hey you.
Bob: Yiah! *throws punch*
Bob: Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Dottie: Honey?
Rookery: Uh...
Rookery: Who're you?
Dottie: I'm the mother.
Dottie: Now take some of this.
Stone of Attamon: Oh, God. Get me out of this movie.
Tony: I got this, I got this. Eye on the ball. Or...amulet thingy.
Tony: Got it.
Bob: How bout you go straight to Hell, buddy!
Gregory: Uh...this doesn't look good.
Rudolph: Plot device has a point.
Gregory: You did not--My career as a plot device is over!
Rudolph: No time! Tony has to make the wish!
Tony: Me? How do you even know I can?
Bob: We have to get out of here!
Dottie: That's our son out there!
Gregory: Tony? That little human kid?
Rudolph: We have to hurry! The blimp's floating away.
*is floating away, confirming Rudolph's status as Mr. Exposition*
Tony: Okay, here goes.
Dottie: My kid is doing magic.
Bob: Vampires exist.
Dottie: I need sleep.
Bob: I need a drink.
Frederick: See you on the other side.
Freda: Not if I see you first, dear.
Rudolph: Don't forget, because you know I will.
*this would legitly make an epic wallpaper*
*lunar halo for the win*
Tony: It's over? That's it?
Tony: No! No!
Tony: ...no...
Tony: *sigh*
Tony: This is all that's left.
Dottie: Hon?
Dottie: *deep breath*
Bob: So, vampires and magic.
Dottie: Let's...let's go home.
Bob: ...yeah...go home.
Dottie: Please. For Tony's sake.
*weaksauce attempt at a whistle*
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