


Rookery: Oh, you've got to be joking.

Tony: Shit's going down. I can feel it.

Rookery: Wow, this so utterly failed as a kid's movie that a nine-year-old has been driven to swearing.



Rookery: And what am I doing stuck staring at the rear ends of cows? What're they doing out this late anyway?

Rookery: Is this movie even trying anymore?

Rookery: Alright, back to business. Give me that amulet, kid.
Tony: I'm not listening! I'm not listening!

Tony: Besides, you're a bad guy. My mom says never to talk to bad guys.

Rookery: Too late for that. Wait--Bad guy?

Rookery: Just give me the amulet and let's be done with it!
Tony: Over my dead body!

Rookery: I'll arrange that later.

Rookery: I've got other things to take care of first.

Rookery: Ah, here we go.

Rookery: Now, lets see who wants to dance.


Tony: Phew, that was a close one.



Rookery: Beg pardon?


Rookery: ...Vampire cows.



Tony: Led by Rudolph!

Rookery: ...


Tony: This is gonna be tricky.


Rudolph: Well hello, there.

Rookery: I can't tell if he's serious or not.

Tony: Oh, he's serious. Trust me.

Rookery: Very well, then.

Stone of Attamon: Great, now I'm a bargaining chip.

Tony: Did you hear that?

Rookery: Shut up.

Tony: Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod!

*The Behemoth in all of its glory.*

Rookery: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tony: *little girl scream*

Rudolph: Attack!

Rookery: Are they seriously....that close they...but...but how?



*Hole in one*

Cora: Arsewipe deserved it.

*She laughs. I shit you not. And I have no idea what to make of this.*
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