Freda: It's almost time.
Frederick: I know.
Frederick: (actual dialog, because I can't bring myself to mock this) After all of our wandering, all of our waiting, and I've left our fate in the hands of two small boys.
Frederick: It's all my fault.
Frederick: I won't even ask your forgiveness. I don't deserve it.
Kid in a Noose: I think he's being too hard on himself.
Frederick: *sigh* Now, having delivered my self-depreciating speech for this movie, I suppose it's time to get back to waiting for something good to happen.
Bob: Wait, what?
Dottie: Okay, then.
Anna: *clearly upset at not being the focus of the shot*
Tony: We're almost there!
Rudolph: That may be, but I just heard my father's self-depreciating speech.
Tony: Hey, look what I got.
Rudolph: Unless it's--
Tony: It is!
Rudolph: It is?
Rudolph: *speechless wonder/amazement*
Tony: We got it, dude.
Rudolph: ALRIGHT!
Tony: YEAH!
Rookery: Oh oh oh, ow ow.
Rookery: ...the bloody hell..
Rookery: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU SYMPATHIZEEEEEEEEEER!
Tony: *he clearly pocketed the stone again* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rudolph: *clearly suppressing a smile at Tony's sheer elation*
Anna: My Tony sense is tingling.
Bob and Dottie: Oooookay.
Anna: He's up there!
Bob: Wait, what?
Dottie: Can this night get any weirder?
Rudolph: Alright, we're going in low.
*Are speechless*
Tony: Hey, my parents!
Dottie, Anna, and Bob: TONY!
Rudolph: We've got good news, Father.
Tony: Really good news.
Tony: I found this for you guys.
Freda: Oh, wonderful.
Gregory: You're officially my new best friend.
Frederick: Thank you, Tony.
Rudolph: You did it. *would be blushing if he had blood*
Dottie: You were an excellent child star, Tony.
Dottie: Now, let's celebrate a happy ending.
*Viking yell*
Freda: ...Dear?
Gregory: We're saved!
Freda: Oh, of course.
*collective yell of triumph from crowd*
Stone of Attamon: Finally I'm useful for a change.
Frederick: *to himself* You can do this.
Bob: Come on over here. Whatever happens, I know I don't want to be in the middle of it.
Tony: They did it.
Bob: You helped too, kiddo.
Rudolph: It's here. It's finally here.
Rudolph: *suddenly not sure he wants to go through with this*
Gregory: Hang in there, Rudy. We're all going through this together.
*Plot says nope.*
Tony: Uh-oh. This ain't good.
Anna: Oh dear.
Freda: Frederick?
Rookery: *desperate war cry*
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