Dottie: Good morning, good morning...
Tony: Gah! Why am I still holding this thing?
Dottie: So who's ready to go to work with Dad?
Dottie: I hope my favorite little movie star is ready to go off and do amazing things!
Tony: Good morning! Wow, you're cheery this morning!
Tony: It's also the day all this plot is supposed to finally come together.
Dottie: Good job.
Tony: Wow, Dad gets up really early on Saturdays.
Dottie: He's a busy man.
Dottie: You could be like that, too, one day.
Tony: I thought being a movie star meant I never had to work a day in my life.
Dottie: Well, maybe I was wrong.
Tony: (to himself) Wow, Mom.
Dottie: You might get lucky, though, and get to retire at the age of thirty.
Dottie: But come on. It's time to get the plot wrapped up. You've got a busy day today.
Tony: Okay, Mom.
Tony: Yes! It's still here.
*God, look at that place! I wanna go on a castle tour now, just to see what building this is in real life.*
McAshton: Now what aesthetics does this hope to appeal to?
McAshton: Take care of it. *cheery* Robert, thank goodness you're here!
Bob: *is smug about being recognized as important by his boss*
Bob: Tony, this is Lord McAshton. Lord McAshton, this is my son Tony.
Tony: Hello, sir.
McAshton: Oh, look at that!
Bob: I know, right?
Tony: Oh, crap! There's a truck!
Bob: Tony, what's wrong?
McAshton: *is getting sick*
Bob: Usually he's not this nervous. He's great around people. I don't get what's got him so keyed up.
McAshton: I do.
McAshton: I imagine he's quite the young man under normal circumstances.
Bob: Yeah, but what's normal anymore?
Tony: Nobody heard me say truck?
*Beethoven's Fifth*
Tony: ...aaaaaaaand nobody notices the creepy vampire hunter guy.
McAshton: Oh, I've noticed. Please, excuse me.
Bob: You see, Tony? That's what you don't wanna be when you grow up.
Bob: I think I can even smell him from here.
Tony: What's he even doing here, anyway?
McAshton: It was a pleasure to finally meet your son.
Rookery: *knows he has Lord McAshton right where he wants him*
Bob: Good God, that guy's creepy.
Tony: Dad, I don't need your help to know that.
I love these :D
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete