Tony: Okay, screw this waiting around! The plot needs me and I intend to be there.
Tony: but first gotta make sure no one thinks I just left.
Tony: Looks good from here.
*Run like the wind, Bullseye!*
Frederick: Gregory, just because Cousin John does something doesn't mean you run off and do the exact same thing! If he went and jumped off a cliff in broad daylight--
Gregory: Jesus Christ, I'm not that stupid.
Gregory: (mocking Frederick) If Cousin John jumped off a cliff in broad daylight, would you do the same thing?
Frederick: Listen to this young man!
Anna: *trying to hide*
Freda: Frederick, dear, must you two fight at a time like this?
Gregory: But you misunderstand, Father. Cousin John wouldn't jump off a cliff in broad daylight! Because that's how he was told his brother Phil killed himself.
Gregory: And besides, this isn't the point of the scene. The point is you're trying to tell me how much of a waste of space I am for going against your insanely strict rules about blood drinking and hiding away in caves and other such nonsense.
Gregory: Hah! Chew on that bone, you dog!
*is stunned speechless*
Gregory: Oh, is the great and powerful Frederick Sackville-Bagg too afraid of his own son to speak?
Gregory: You are, aren't you? You are afraid of me! I'm a threat to you!
Frederick: I...I said nothing of the sort! Besides, that isn't what we were discussing!
Gregory: Correct me, then! I dare you!
Gregory: And don't you even think of saying anything right now, Rudolph!
*glowers*
Frederick: If you don't wish to have this discussion with me, then very well!
Gregory: Besides, what have you got against trying to kill humans anyway? We're vampires! That's what we do with our lives! Or have you been living under a bloody rock for the past three hundred years?
Rookery: Oh, here we go. Damn, this thing's heavy.
Rookery: Alright, while they're too busy arguing, let's see how much damage we can cause.
Tony: *panting* Okay....how much longer...must...help...vampires...
Tony: This is where Rudy led me out last night, so here goes nothing!
Gregory: A rock is a cold, lonely place to spend eternity.
Frederick: Gregory, that is enough of this!
Gregory: No! We're nowhere near close to done until the script says so!
Rookery: Here comes the script, laddie!
*is a mini-sun*
Gregory: AAAAAAAH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Freda: We've lost one!
Rudolph: *is shoved back by Gregory*
Gregory: Rudolph, stop picking fights with everything and get to where it's safe!
Freda: Dear heavens!
Frederick: Away with you, foul beast!
Rookery: Oh, that's plenty more vampires than I expected to find!
Rookery: You've been keeping secrets from me. It's a shame I'll have to kill you before I learn them.
*moaning like a zombie*
Tony: That's the biggest mini-sun I've ever seen.
Anna: That's the problem!
Freda: What's worse? The light or Anna's infatuation?
Gregory: Oh, the sting!
Tony: Super movie star powers....activate!
Tony: Movie star senses say giant light can be defeated by...
Tony: Fist-sized rock!
Tony: *Tarzan yell*
*So that moment proved two things: Tony's a leftie, and he has a really good arm.*
Rookery: Well, that was unexpected.
Frederick: Sweet relief!
Tony: YEAH! That worked!
Rudolph: Ooo.
Rookery: What even happened down there?
Gregory: Where is that vandal? I've got my own piece to say to you, never mind the law!
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