*Wouldn't the sunlight right there fry Rudolph alive in the state that he's in? Besides, isn't it horribly inconsistent with the previous scene?*
*Nice silhouette, though.*
Cow: Are you sure this is going to work?
Rudolph: (actual dialogue, more exaggerated) Your...your eyes...are getting heavy.... You're falling...into a deep...deep sleep.
*is playing along*
Rudolph: I'll take it.
Tony: Uh, dude?
Rudolph: Shut up, Tony.
*is trying to tell the cow not to trust Rudolph*
Rudolph: Nom nom nom.
Tony: This is disgusting. I better need this later or else this wasn't worth it.
Other Cows: Don't worry, we're next.
Tony: Well, Rudolph should be out any minute. I wonder what other plot related stuff I can do without having to get sick.
Tony: *is entranced by blinking light*
*is a hypnotic blinking light of death*
Truck: Perfect. Got him right where we want him.
Rookery: What's this? It's just a little kid.
Rookery: A little kid vampire!
Rookery: This'll be fun.
Tony: Damn, that's bright.
Tony: How many lights are on that truck? Are all of them plot relevant? Or are they just to help show how psycho the vampire hunter is?
Tony: I guess just cuz he's crazy.
Rookery: You're a suspiciously hardy one. How old are you?
*is creeped out*
*That thing's a behemoth. Holy shit.*
Tony: Definitely nutso.
*Beethoven's Fifth*
Tony: I sure hope I'm still plot-relevant, because I really wanna survive this.
Tony: Wait! No! Stop! I'm a normal kid! I'm a normal human kid! I can prove it!
Tony: He's not buying it.
Rookery: You're gonna die tonight, you little kid-sized fiend!
Tony: OBVIOUSLY!
Rudolph: It's Batman! Except I'm nine and have supernatural powers! Now hang on!
Rookery: Hey, where'd that kid come from?
Truck: Shutting down. Better find them, or else the lord won't pay you and you can't move back into your apartment. You're starting to smell.
Rookery: Hey!
Truck: It's true.
Rookery: Alright, where are those two punks.
Rookery: Get back here, you crazy kids!
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