Rudolph: Tony, are you sure it's here?
Tony: I'm sure of it. Keep looking, dude.
Rookery: Now, where are those lads?
Rookery: What's this I hear?
Tony: Anything?
Rudolph: What do you think?
Rudolph: Let's try over here.
Rookery: I'm coming for you.
*At this point I have to ask. Don't they know they're leading Rookery right to them with all the noise they're making, especially in a quiet house? And besides, Rudolph has superpowers! If anything, they certainly have a use here.*
Tony: Hold up, dude! I think I see something.
Rudolph: Where?
Rookery: (actual line, because again, what else?) Oh, boys, you've locked the door.
Tony: Oh, shit! He found us.
Rudolph: *thinking* In fairness I'm not shocked.
*Yay! Property damage! Why is this never addressed? Somebody broke in to their house!*
Tony: I got it! I got it!
Rudolph: Let me see!
Stone of Attamon: Oh, finally. You would not believe how stuffy it is in there!
Rudolph: *reverentially, with a slight bow* The Stone of Attamon.
Tony: Now we can get out of here.
Rudolph: We can save our family.
Rookery: Oh, finally. That collection of childhood is going to scar me for life.
Rookery: You, out of the way!
Rudolph: Bloody dammit. Must. Obey.
Rudolph: Oh, that thing hurts.
Rookery: That's better. Now, as for you...
Tony: *trying to be brave* I don't think so.
Rookery: *thinking* What the hell does this kid think I'm planning?
Rookery: Give me that stone.
Tony: I don't wanna!
Rookery: I said give.
Tony: I said no.
Rookery: Well fine. Have it your way.
Tony: No! No! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Rookery: Stay down there, you bloodsucking fiend.
Rudolph: Bloodsucking fiend? I take offense! And also you're kidnapping my friend.
Rudolph: You monster!
Rookery: Kind of a high jump but I think I can make it.
Tony: *muttering* Please don't throw me please don't throw me please don't throw me please don't throw me.
*I guess that helps.*
Rookery: Geronimo!!!!!
Rookery: Get in there, and stay put you fussy little punk!
Rudolph: Where are you, you fiend?!
*hiss*
Rudolph: I'm going to get you back, Tony. I swear it.
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