Gregory: You can do this, you can do this.
*deep breath*
*not sure if this'll work*
Gregory: One way to find out.
Rudolph: Is that...? It can't be.
Rudolph: It is.
Rudolph: The Call.
Tony: I would totally ask what that is, but we kind of have a plot to get back to. Anna, how 'bout you go.
Anna: Alright. *Vaguely suspecting Tony is trying to get rid of her*
*Ludicrous speed! GO!*
Freda: Do you hear that?
Frederick: Yes, yes I do.
Freda: Do you know what this means?
Dottie: What what means?
Freda: Our son is calling the clan.
Bob: You mean Rudolph?
Dottie: Calling the clan?
Frederick: Gregory. Freda was right.
Dottie: Uh....
Frederick: (actual line, though misplaced) Robert, could you drive a little faster, please?
Freda: Please, dear?
Bob: *flushing*
Betsie: Come with me, ladies.
Cows: We're off to see the comet...
Cora: Hey, wait for me!!!
Anna: Mother, Father!
Freda: Anna, darling!
Freda: Oh, thank goodness.
*Actual dialogue for the next several panels*
Anna: Mother, Father, we found Uncle Von's grave! I mean, Tony found it, and he saw the Stone in a vision. He and Rudolph are after it now.
Frederick: May their quest be fruitful.
Frederick: Thank you, Gregory.
*Actual dialogue ends*
Anna: Look at that.
Freda: They're coming home!
Dottie: What the fuck?
Bob: *is the picture of blissful ignorance*
Dottie: Bob! Look out!
Bob: What the-- Holy Christ!
Dottie: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
Dottie: *speechless*
Bob: Okay, just breathe. Everything's going to be just fine.
Dottie: Yeah, I'm not sure.
*Yeah, this isn't creepy at aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll*
*is starting to crack*
Bob: (Actual dialogue) Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my wife Dottie.
Dottie: Uh...hi.
Bob: (actual dialogue cont.) Great night for a gathering, huh?
Frederick: Back off! We're not supposed to be bloodthirsty fiends, especially to honored guests.
Frederick: You're safe now.
Dottie: Thank you.
Dottie: That was actually kind of hot.
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