Rudolph: I think if I step this way, I can finally get clear of that thing.
Rudolph: There, much better, and I think I'm in working order still.
Tony: Ugh, what all is down here? It smells terrible.
Rudolph: Whoa, there's a wall.
Rudolph: There's an invisible wall.
Anna: Fascinating!
Tony: I don't feel anything. Besides, we have to keep going or Rookery will find the amulet before we do, and this'll be the most depressing kids' movie ever made.
Anna: The wall won't let us through.
*is mad at the wall*
Rudolph: This is his moment.
Anna: You're right. It is.
Rudolph: You have to go on alone and be the star of this movie.
Tony: Okay. *thinking* Maybe the wall isn't so bad after all.
Rudolph: Do you think it's working?
Anna: *drooling over Tony from behind*
Tony: I need a guardrail if they expect me to keep this up.
Tony: Hang on. Almost there.
Tony: Phew, I made it.
Tony: Come check it out guys! It's big and I think it's plot-significant.
Rudolph: Well done, Tony.
Anna: I knew you could do it.
Tony: Let's go find out.
Rudolph: Wow, Tony was right. This rubble is treacherous.
Tony: They chained it up. Now I'm sure it's plot significant.
Tony: Hey what's this?
*is a curse*
Rudolph: Curses.
Tony: Okay, time for the doctor to go to work.
Tony: Heave! Heave!
Rudolph: Oh, Lord, he sounds ridiculous.
Tony: I think I need to get my dad's plot device wire cutters.
Tony: Or not.
Rookery: Huh?
Rookery: Hello in there!
Tony: *finally gets it into his head he should take shelter*
*Given we never see this flashlight again, I think it's judged damaged beyond repair by all those present after what's about to happen next.*
Tony: That's a really big drill.
Curse: Oh, what a world! What a world!
*Get me with those green eyes baby as the lights go down*
*Give me something that'll haunt me when you're not around*
*Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile*
Tony: It's over, and I don't even need my dad's wire cutters!
Rudolph: Three cheers for plot convenience.
Anna: A miracle.
Rookery: Whoa, easy, easy.
Rookery: Was that Taylor Swift I heard?
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