Bob: Dottie, there are no disturbances.
Dottie: Yes there are. I'm the mother, so I know what's going on in my house.
Dottie: Now go check on Tony. Make sure he's not going nuts or having another nightmare or something.
Bob: Really?
Dottie: Yes, really.
Dottie: Now hurry up before I start having nightmares my own self.
*sooooo does not like having to wake up in the middle of the night to check on his son*
Bob: The kid's perfectly fine. Dottie worries way too much.
Bob: Okay, back to bed.
Bob: Hey, wait a minute...
Bob: There, that's better.
Bob: Now, back to bed.
Tony: Thank God he bought it.
Tony: Now, to get out of this before I fall asleep in it.
*Obviously Not the Wind's sister, Obviously Not the House Settling*
Tony: Who's there?
Tony: God, it's my dad!
Anna: Psst, Tony. It's me, your hopeless love interest. Remember?
Anna: I got you something, for what it's worth.
Tony: *groaning like he's half-asleep*
Tony: What're you doing out of bed? Isn't it almost dawn?
Anna: I wanted to see you.
Anna: And I have this nice little dead rat from the old country that you might find useful eventually.
Anna: You could be a little more excited. It is lucky, you know.
Tony: If you insist.
Anna: And there's something else. You see, we vampires have a language made of whistles, and there's one I think you'll need to know.
Tony: Okay. This sounds a little better.
Anna: Alright, good.
*does the whistle*
*makes a really sloppy attempt*
Tony: Not too great, was it?
*does the whistle again*
*Whoa, what the hell just happened?*
Farmer McLaughlin: Whoa, what the hell just happened?
Farmer McLaughlin: Where are they?
Cows: MOOOOOOOOOO! OUT!
Farmer McLaughlin: Aaah! Conspicuous CGI!
Farmer McLaughlin: I'm out of here!
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