Tony: That's not a good sign. Looks like the bad guy just showed up.
Anna: Our peace and harmony has been interrupted.
Rookery: Yoo-hoo! I'm coming for you.
Frederick: Go! Hide!
Rudolph: What about Tony?
Frederick: He's human. He'll be fine.
Rookery: Say hello to my little friend.
Stake gun: *is awesome*
Freda: Oh, dear, that's new.
Stake: *is useless*
Tony: So that's what those things look like.
Truck: The kid's got an idea! ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand nobody's listening to me.
Anna: Father's going to die out there if no one does anything.
Rookery: (inner monologue) If I had you tied up in my basement...
Frederick: Run me through. I dare you!
Rookery: Well, if you insist...
Tony: Nope, I've gotta help the good guys.
Rookery: Hahahahahahaha
Rookery: Hahahaha...huh?
Frederick: Now we can finish this!
Tony: But the movie's not supposed to be over yet!
Anna: He is a child star!
Frederick: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Frederick: Merciful crap, he does!
Freda: I can't believe this man.
Rookery: Now, where are the rest of you?
Tony: Uh-oh.
Rookery: Oh, that vile little...
Tony: I can't die yet. I can't die yet.
Rookery: Oh, I'll be seen to that.
Rookery: Take that, you little bloodsucker.
Tony: This guy's crazy.
*Beethoven's Fifth*
*glitches*
Rookery: Ah, there we go.
Rookery: Now, time to get rid of this little suspiciously human fiend.
Tony: Screw this.
Rookery: What're you running from, lad?
Tony: Mom says everyone who says that is a creeper!
Tony: Oh, good, a hole. Maybe I can finally shake this guy.
Rookery: That's what you think. I just want to kill you.
Rookery: Oh, look, a ten pence piece.
Rookery: Hey, where'd he go?
Rookery: Gotcha.
Rudolph: Tony we need to get out of here, like NOW!
Tony: Why? What's he doing?
*Aaaaaaaaaaaaand this is where the movie gives up all hope of the light fluffiness usually associated with kids' movies.*
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